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I speak the truth and nothing but the truth and outrageous lies.

sextingtate:

yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

bootyxqueen:

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

laughing so fucking hard

garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

garfieldhentai:

look how fucking airbrushed adam sandler is in this official image for click. what the fuck

thats-hella-raven:

thee-traveling-milk:

metallikato:

itsmerandi:

netlfix:

i can literally tell which one of my family members is coming up the stairs or walking about the house just from their footsteps

I can locate my mom in a store based on a cough.

JINGLING KEY SOUNDS

ESPECIALLY THE JINGLING KEY SOUNDS

my dad has a squeaky prosthetic leg, so he’s really easier to identify

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

image

themodernio:

gay-notgay:

ugh

I fucking love you